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Funny Facebook Status* Just a reminder in these tough economic times that instead of spending five dollars on my Christmas card, you could just give me five dollars. * Funny Facebook Status It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas. * Funny Facebook Status While assuring children that Santa really does exist, I’m often quick to add “unlike you” just to keep them on their toes. * Funny Facebook Status I love Christmas. What other time of the year can you sit around a dead tree and eat candy out of socks?

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Funny Facebook Status You can save a lot on college by learning calligraphy and making your own diploma. Funny Facebook Status We used to call it “recess.” Today they call it “cease fire.” Funny Facebook Status College would be great if it weren’t for all the classes. Funny Facebook Status I’m failing geometry because I refuse to believe that pie are squared. Funny Facebook Status Someone died of a brain aneurysm today while taking a standardized test. The last thing anyone saw him do was stand up, pull all his hair out and yell, “ABACADABA!!

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  1. Explaining the Mad Hatter’s “unbirthday” to your child is a decision you will regret 364 days a year.
  2. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
  3. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
    word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
  4. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching  them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years  telling them to sit down and shut-up.
  5. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
  6. I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids  do you want?
  7. Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.
  8. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like  shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.
  9. “There is only one pretty child in the world… and every  mother has it.” -A  Chinese Proverb.
  10. Children will soon forget your presents. They will always  remember your presence.
  11. The main purpose of holding children’s parties is to remind  yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
  12. Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your kids.
  13. “Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?”
  14. You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of
    the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after  you’ve purchased new school clothes.
  15. Anyone who says “Easy as taking candy from a baby”  has never tried it.
  16. The best inheritance parents can give their children is  a few minutes of their time each day.
  17. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
  18. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
  19. Children in backseats cause accidents – Accidents in backseats cause children.
  20. The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
  21. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?